Clothing jokes
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
If you put an amputee with no limbs in a snuggie, it becomes a stubbie.
My friend broke his tie. That's a tie breaker.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
How do I feed the baby with my pants on?
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
So I came across a guy who was carrying a ton of clothing and makeup.
And I asked him what he is doing.
Guy: Some kawaii girl told me if I bought and brought her this crap, she would let me play with her tits.
Me: Erm... Are you a simp?
Two minutes later, the guy arrived at Kawaii Girl's house.
KG: You have it?
Guy: Yup, now can I play with them?
KG: Sure!
KG then went to her room.
Guy: Ohhhh, I know what your going to do. You're gonna call me over and you will be-
KG then held a bird cage with two birds in it.
KG: Have fun playing with them!
Guy: WHAT THE FU-
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.