Clothing jokes
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!
My friend broke his tie. That's a tie breaker.
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
Memes
If you put an amputee with no limbs in a snuggie, it becomes a stubbie.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
How do I feed the baby with my pants on?
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
So I came across a guy who was carrying a ton of clothing and makeup.
And I asked him what he is doing.
Guy: Some kawaii girl told me if I bought and brought her this crap, she would let me play with her tits.
Me: Erm... Are you a simp?
Two minutes later, the guy arrived at Kawaii Girl's house.
KG: You have it?
Guy: Yup, now can I play with them?
KG: Sure!
KG then went to her room.
Guy: Ohhhh, I know what your going to do. You're gonna call me over and you will be-
KG then held a bird cage with two birds in it.
KG: Have fun playing with them!
Guy: WHAT THE FU-
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
One time, little Johnny was watching TikTok, and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly, so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework. When he was done, he saw a spill on the table. He went to the sink to grab a cloth, but when he came back, it was gone. He went to his mom's room and saw a drink with the label "daddy's drink," so he drunk it and said, "It's daddy's; he won't mind," and all day he was like the Flash. So he went back, turned the bottle around, and it said "Speedy," and then he said, "Oh, great heavens!"
I ran out of bras, so I wore...
My grandma's underpants!
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.