Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
Butt Crack
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about wordplay. The son says he needs a new "butt" because his has a "crack" in it. But he ain't talkin' 'bout his actual behind; he's talkin' 'bout a crack in his pants, ya dingus. You probably ripped your pants all the time, since you don't know how to sit properly!
Comments (5)
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