Clothing jokes
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
Why does the Marine Corps have the best uniforms?
Because the Navy wants their bitches to look nice.
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.