Clothing jokes
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
Why does the Marine Corps have the best uniforms?
Because the Navy wants their bitches to look nice.
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!