Clothing jokes
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
Memes
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
Jeans! (DYM 98)
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.
Oh, and like!
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!