Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Clothing Jokes
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
Jeans! (DYM 98)
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
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Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.
