Clothing jokes
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
Memes
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.