Clothing jokes
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
Jeans! (DYM 98)
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.
Oh, and like!
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.