3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, "u would never believe what i discovered." intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. "oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers." said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with," i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, "oh sh*t...."
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer? The drawer has papers.
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer......gay
my sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said "pick one"
drawers! (DYM 77)
First saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers
Okay what do you call that purple thing your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend so for some weird reason? Dad better look out from Bob battery operated boyfriend hahaha
“Mom these balloons are hard to blow.”
“Son stay out of the drawer.”
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