Hoodie

Hoodie Jokes

People

What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?

The color black.

Forehead

Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.

Son

My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!

And he's not even left the house yet!!!

Mama

Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂

Kid

Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?

Because they are hiding stitches.