5+ Best Hoodie Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

People

What do you call a group of black people?

A hoodie.

Kid

Why do emo kids wear hoodies?

They hang easier.

Memes

Bullet

The image shows the back of a brown hoodie. The design on the back has a stylized American flag with red stripes and a text saying 'All faster than dialing 911' written in white. To the right, there is a list of bullet calibers next to their respective bullet shape.

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People

What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?

The color black.

Forehead

Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.

Son

My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!

And he's not even left the house yet!!!

Mama

Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂

Kid

Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?

Because they are hiding stitches.

Memes

School

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The image shows text against a background of grass. It states, "Schools be like:" then lists "Bad Grades", "Vaping", "Racism", "Bullying", each with an angel emoji, followed by "Hoodies", "Phones", "Gum", and "AirPods", each with an angry face emoji.

Kid

School days

The image shows a typical meme setup. The upper half shows three lines of text describing a scenario where a kid gets bullied and then wears a hoodie, which makes the teacher mad. The bottom half shows an angry purple cartoon figure with the text "I am next level. Mad."

Hamster

A meme with the text "Me: puts my hoodie in to wash. My hamster sleeping in it:", displayed above an image of a man's face that is distorted and green.

Selfie

me

A young person with a light blue hoodie sitting in a bus looking into the camera with a kissy face.

Selfie

This is me <3

A selfie of a young girl with glasses, a pink top, and a gray hoodie, standing in a room.

Identity

THIS IS ME

A person with long brown hair is wearing a blue hoodie with the hood pulled over their head, obscuring their face. Only their mouth is visible. The background shows a classroom with 'WELCOME' written on the wall.

Ring

THIS IS ME

A person wearing a dark hoodie and a ring with a butterfly is covering their face. The text "THIS IS ME" is not visible in the image. The person's eyes are covered with a black line.

Dog

A dog with its tongue sticking out wears dark sunglasses and a black hoodie with metal ornaments. The text "WSG" is on top of the dog.

Lightning

An image depicting three people, stylized with glowing eyes and mouths, surrounded by intense purple lightning. The person in the foreground is screaming with a bright blue glow from their mouth. Behind them, to the left, a person with glasses laughs with glowing eyes, and to the right, another person smirks with glowing eyes, wearing a hoodie that partially reads 'NEW YOR'. The number '657' is prominently displayed at the bottom, also enveloped in purple lightning.

Girl

meeee

A young girl with light hair and blue eyes is wearing a light-colored hoodie. She is making a pouty face at the camera. She appears to be in a car or vehicle as you can see part of the dashboard and a window in the background. The background shows some trees and a field.

Drip

Breaking drip

A grey hoodie and a white t-shirt are displayed. The hoodie has an illustration of Walter White from Breaking Bad cooking meth with the text 'Let's Cook'. Below the images are red arrows with the text 'LINK IN DESCRIPTION!'

Cereal

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