Clothing jokes
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.