Clothing jokes
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
Memes
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
What do lemons š wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.