Clothing jokes
I gave my friends some buttons.
Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear.
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk home?
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*