Clothing jokes
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Memes
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.