Clothing jokes
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.