Clothing jokes
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
Memes
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
If you put an amputee with no limbs in a snuggie, it becomes a stubbie.