Clothing jokes
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."