Clothing jokes
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
Memes
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.