Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris steped on a Lego. R.I.P the Lego piece.
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
The titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship and they never crashed into an iceberg, he just shat off the front of the ship
Before the chicken or the egg there was only Chuck Norris.
Jesus could walk on water, and Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...
Chuck Norris has been to Mars...that's why there is no signs of life there.
Kenshiro is already dead.
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Chuck Norris knows the location of Atlantis.
you.
Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
