Chuck Norris jokes
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”
In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
Chuck Norris gets paid $2 million a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the “harshest conditions on earth.”
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
Chuck Norris told those three men how to climb Trump's wall.
The day after Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris and Medusa had a staring contest. Medusa turned to stone.
Some people can juggle chainsaws. Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling chainsaws.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
Chuck Norris and Time had a race.
Result: Time is still running...
Total gym.
Chuck Norris hasn’t decided yet when Jimmy Hoffa can come out.
My pee pee fell off.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.