Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris told those three men how to climb Trump's wall.

The day after Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.

Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.

Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris and Medusa had a staring contest. Medusa turned to stone.

Some people can juggle chainsaws. Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling chainsaws.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.

Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!

Chuck Norris and Time had a race.

Result: Time is still running...

Total gym.

Chuck Norris hasn’t decided yet when Jimmy Hoffa can come out.

My pee pee fell off.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.

Me: *makes Chuck Norris meme*

Internet: *all the other memes are dead now*

Me: Well, shit.

John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.

Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.