The day after Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes. Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris and medusa had a staring contest medusa turned to stone
some people can juggle chain saws Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling china saws
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as RedBull
Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
Chuck Norris and Time had a race.
Result: Time is still running...
Total gym
Chuck Norris hasn’t decided yet when Jimmy Hoffa can come out.
My pee pee fell off
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris docent get sun burns the sun knows better
Me: *makes chuck norris meme* Internet: *all the other memes are dead now* Me: well shit.
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.
