Chuck Norris and Time had a race.
Result: Time is still running...
Superhuman Jokes
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.
Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise.
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.
Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
Chuck Norris knows the location of Atlantis.