Superhuman jokes

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris and Time had a race.

Result: Time is still running...

Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.

If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.

Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.

When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.

Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise.

Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.

Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.

Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.

Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"

Chuck Norris knows the location of Atlantis.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.