Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.
Chuck Norris's Terrified Bear Rug
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This is a joke playing on the meme of Chuck Norris being super tough. Instead of the rug being made from a dead bear, the joke flips it around and says the bear is alive, but too scared to move because of Chuck Norris.
Ummm....
nove?
Aliasa
Spelling error he/she meant "move" not "nove" unless he means the Italian word for nine, in which the sentence would make no sense.
me
no shiz
UWU.COM/Poptarts
I hate noving
Brandi
you still knew what they meant... didn't you??
Bear
HEY, HE IS SCARY OKAY!?
khang
that "bearly" make sent