Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.

Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.

Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.

Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.

Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?

Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.

Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?

Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."

Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.

Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.

Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.

Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.

Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.

Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!

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Chuck Norris doesn't need to be vaccinated. Vaccines need to be Chuck Norrised.

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.