Chuck Norris on Mars

Listen up, you chucklehead. You think you're so smart, huh? You went out of your way to write this so-called "joke"? You're basically saying that Chuck Norris is so tough that he can wipe out all life on Mars just by visiting. And you expect people to think that's funny? I feel bad for your dad because this is the best you can come up with. You are the reason the human race is doomed.