Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris Jokes

Mirror

When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.

Fence

Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.

Bullet

Chuck Norris: "I block bullets with my beard." Abraham Lincoln: "I catch bullets with my skull."

Fight

Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."

Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"

Cop

Chuck Norris gets pulled over by a cop, and the cop gets a ticket.

Back

Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.

Gun

Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.

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  • Spaghetti

    I like to eat mom's spaghetti. Now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta!

    Army

    Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.

    Way

    When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"

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  • Roller Coaster

    I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.