Gamemaster10
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin wall
Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise
Chuck Norris: "I block bullets with my beard." Abraham Lincoln: "I catch bullets with my skull."
Chuck Norris: " Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose" Me: "How come did you lose return of the dragon?"
chuck Norris get`s pulled over by cop and the cop gets a ticket
chuck norris dosen't ride horses Horses ride him
Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back
Why was the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.
I like to eat moms spaghetti now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta
Chuck Norris the opposite to Oliver savage
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.
when chuck norris was asked " do you know the way?" he replied " i am the way"
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.
Chuck Norris destroy the YO MAMA
I have fun goin on dem roller coasters that go really high up and sittin by random people and once we get to the high point I look at the stranger and go wham and unplug they seat bealt
Chuck Norris lit a campfire and humans saw the sun for the first time.
