When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
