Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.

When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.

Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.

"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.

He scares the shit out of it.