Roundhouse Kick jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't need to be vaccinated. Vaccines need to be Chuck Norrised.

Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.

Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.

I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.