Roundhouse Kick jokes

Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to be vaccinated. Vaccines need to be Chuck Norrised.

Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.

Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.

The Lego broke in half.