Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.

It is now known as Optimus Prime.

Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?

Bruce Lee was no joking matter.

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  • Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.

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  • God said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "You have to say please first."

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  • Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.