Martial Art jokes
Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning, just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him, Rachel said, "Watch two martial arts movies, eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar."
Jim replied with a shocked look, "That's what I do after Mr. Tugman shakes my hand too long."
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
Chuck Norris once won a race against Usain Bolt, running in the opposite direction around the track, blindfolded, on one foot.
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.
You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.
Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
What do you call a pig doing a karate chop?
The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker, Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.
Walker, Texas Ranger = Wrangler, Karate, Sex!
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
Kenshiro is already dead.
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What’s a nun's weapon of choice?
Nun-chucks.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!