Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
Martial Art Jokes
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
Nunchucks!
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What’s a nun's weapon of choice?
Nun-chucks.
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.
Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."
Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker, Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.
Walker, Texas Ranger = Wrangler, Karate, Sex!
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning, just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him, Rachel said, "Watch two martial arts movies, eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar."
Jim replied with a shocked look, "That's what I do after Mr. Tugman shakes my hand too long."
Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.
What do you call a pig doing a karate chop?
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
