Jesus could walk on water, and Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris's Land Swimming Skills
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Explanation
This joke plays on the idea of Chuck Norris's exaggerated toughness and abilities by contrasting him with Jesus's biblical miracle of walking on water. The humor comes from the absurd suggestion that Chuck Norris can do something even more unbelievable - swimming through solid ground.
Anaxya
Yeah your a fan of the Norris Nuts
Michael Hatchet
Chuck Norris sucks. Van Damm, sylvester stallone, Brandon lee and Bruce Lee way cooler