Milk,milk, lemonade , around the corner chocolates made. (Point to you r boobs, vagina- crouch area and then to your butt area in sync with words)
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus...
I was going to give my wife chocolates but my fat friends ate them. The wife-"You don't even have friends"
I went to the bathroom and into a stall, to see a hole in the wall. I reminded me of 'The Lickable Wallpaper' from 'Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory'. I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky, and kinda wrinkly.
what's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler? The thing is I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall
What do you call a black person having a fit : A chocolate milkshake
What competition do nuts participate in? The peanut butter cup.
What does an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
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What is a gorilla"s favorite cookie? It's chocolate chimp.
Why did the north tower want chocolate ice cream? Because he didn't want plane
If you just think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
For my birthday on September 11th this year I just want a plane but delicious chocolate cake
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My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
Your forehead looks like the inside of a malteser
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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IN memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the jackson Chocolte ice cream, it is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
