Chocolate jokes

Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?

It uses Hershey pronouns.

What did Sally get for Easter?..

Nail polish.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?

Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)

An unfortunate accident happened at the Nestlè factory. A man named Joe was seriously injured because a box of chocolates fell on him. Every time he said, "The chocolates are on me!" everyone cheered.

I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.

Wife: "You don't even have friends!"

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!

I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.

In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.

For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.

What competition do nuts participate in?

The peanut butter cup.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.

What do an M&M and juice have in common?

Window.

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.

If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.

Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?

Because he didn't want plane.

What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?

It's chocolate chimp.

What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?

The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.

Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.

My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."