Does chocolate milk comes from black cows?
The Mother and her Daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the Daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The Mother realized this and took off looking for her, after awhile, she found her tugging on a black man, the Mother asked "What are you doing" and the Daughter replied "I wan't the chocolate"
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates? If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
This morning I was in the kitchen and I saw some a whole bunch of leftovers brownies made from scratch i just taste one and spit it out because somebody put some godamn weed in them what the fuck.
I like My Women Like I Like My Chocolate.
Edible.
What is bugs bunny favorite desert chocolate carrots balls.
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
whats the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog
Bro are you a ompaloompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
What are chocolates preferred gender pronouns? Her-She
Yo momma so stupid she eats cardboard boxes thinking it's chocolate bars.
Roses are red, chocolate is brown, I expect nothing and still get let down!
Life is like a Raisin Cookie you expected to be Chocolate
Dissapointing
Why I can't have no chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
What do you call a bunch of paki’s jumping of a cliff
Chocolate drops
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her...
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."
Kids are like a box of chocolates they taste so good and u never know what u are going to get
