Chocolate jokes
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
What did Sally get for Easter?..
Nail polish.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
An unfortunate accident happened at the Nestlè factory. A man named Joe was seriously injured because a box of chocolates fell on him. Every time he said, "The chocolates are on me!" everyone cheered.
So, I was at the gas station drinking a Slurpee when I heard an old lady start talking to me. She says, "Hey, can you check my balance?" so she could buy a chocolate bar.
So, I pushed her over and said, "Not much."
My "choco" is too "late" for lunch.
I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.
Wife: "You don't even have friends!"
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!
I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Your forehead looks like the inside of a Malteser.
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG