Nail Polish Jokes

When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?

When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.

But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...

What did Sally get for Easter?..

Nail polish.

What do nail polish and panties have in common?

Both come off with alcohol.