Nail Polish jokes

When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?

When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.

But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...

What did Sally get for Easter?..

Nail polish.

What do nail polish and panties have in common?

Both come off with alcohol.

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

My wife told me to pass her lip stick, but I gave her a glue stick. Now she is not talking to me.

If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.