Nail Polish jokes

When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?

When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.

But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...

What did Sally get for Easter?..

Nail polish.

What do nail polish and panties have in common?

Both come off with alcohol.

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.

What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?

tweezers.

My wife told me to pass her lip stick, but I gave her a glue stick. Now she is not talking to me.