What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What’s a homeless persons favorite cookie?
Pooreo’s
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
Why did the M&M go to school? It wanted to be a Smartie.
Oompa Loompa Doobity doo I got a glock and it’s pointing at you
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss
This morning I woke up then took a bath with some chocolate mud at first when i turn the damn flossers on. i notice it wasn't water it's was all chocolate mud and now my body is all chocolatly.
My chocolate babe is calling my name and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak me on.
Guy: why can't Jesus have M&M's priest: why? Guy: because they'll fall through the whole in his hands
bill really said your body my chocie like my mans it your body MY chocie
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed ?
Stiff chocolate
whats the suns favourite chocolate? marsbar
You know why teacher punished dairy milk.. 🍫🍫?? Answer : because he was choco_'late' to school.. 🏣
What did sally get for Easter.. Nail polish,
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? - Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you 'chip' a tooth?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus...
*God creates dog* God: "You are man's best friend"
Dog: "That's pretty sexist"
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
What does an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
