Delicious jokes
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
They are delicious.
A chicken is delicious.
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
A: This rice is very delicious!
B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.
Guy 1: Why is my cat so angry?
Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage.
Guy 1: Don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, it seems delicious.
Guy 1: Mmm, so... w-wait what are you doing? I didn't think you meant the one in my lunch :< Where are you leaving #_#
**Meow...**
Guy 1: Shut up, I will never feed you this sausage. It's not for you :< -_- </3
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
God creating bees.
God: "Put a needle on their butt."
Angel: "Come on, God, wha-"
God: "Make its puke delicious."
Angel: "WTF"
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
The Schönes restaurant has a great atmosphere. Order a counter and pay Tari, or Eich super made sure food and drinks stayed upright.
The historic gastronomy of the Hochspreizener, however, is even better. The lasagna is delicious and the rest will be waiting for you for days. Microwave effect. War is great.
This company is not cheap and the methods are excellent.
My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.