My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.

Them: You want some Lucky Harms?

Me: What are Lucky Harms?

Them: They’re Lucky charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they’re magically malicious.

[God creating bees] God: putt a needel on their butt Angel: come on god wha- God: make its puke delicious Angel: wtf

The udder day i drank milk It was udderly delicious

A It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic! B Thank you. A People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!

A :This rice is very delicious! B :Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.

( Guy 1: Why my cat’s so angry ? ) ( Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage ) ( Guy 1: Don’t you ? ) ( Guy 2: Yeah it seems delicious ) ( Guy 1: Mmm so … w-wait what are you doing ? I didn’t think you mean the one in my lunch :< where are you leaving ## ) Meow … ( Guy 1: Shut up i will never feed you this sausage it’s not for you :< -- </3 )

What’s the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg

why was the milky way remembered… because its… DELICIOUS!

There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to burry them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but second guy refuses the meal.

When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.

In heaven, an angel asks him why.

“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat though.”

“Are you related to Yoda?” “Because Yo-Delicious.”

A :It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic! B :Thank you. A : People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!

A :This rice is very delicious! B :Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.

The waiter recommended the rug meal. She said it was delicious, but it’s a tassle to make.

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