Delicious jokes
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
They are delicious.
A chicken is delicious.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
Guy 1: Why is my cat so angry?
Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage.
Guy 1: Don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, it seems delicious.
Guy 1: Mmm, so... w-wait what are you doing? I didn't think you meant the one in my lunch :< Where are you leaving #_#
**Meow...**
Guy 1: Shut up, I will never feed you this sausage. It's not for you :< -_- </3
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
A: This rice is very delicious!
B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
God creating bees.
God: "Put a needle on their butt."
Angel: "Come on, God, wha-"
God: "Make its puke delicious."
Angel: "WTF"
A man and a woman get married. The woman was a retired hooker. The man was a poet.
The man said as they did 69, "You taste better than my most delicious gourmet meal." The woman said, "Well, you aren’t too bad either, but the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was Harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop." They got divorced that night.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.