Rich Jokes

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5

What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?

He would be robin.

What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!

What kind of mask are you warring?

An Elon Mask!

Ceo intrupidore born in 1964 Jeffrey,Jeffrey bozos.repeat come on Jeffrey you can do it pave the way put your back in to it tell is why show is how look at where you came from look at you now. Zuckerberg and gates and Muke it the anchors can make and sick it up there wivs drink there blood come on jeff get I'm dododoodododod

a normal kid brings an MP3 to school

a rich kid brings an MP4 to school

quiet kid brings an MP5

Knock Knock ? I Eat Mop A- I eat mop who

What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?

Its rings!

Why is Donald Trump under so much stress. Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says no love for the rich on it.

Time for a Terraria joke

What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?

A gold digger

(play the game or watch some vids to understand)

How do you enter your house?

Through Bill gates!

What do you call a rich Chinese man…..

Cha ching

I like my women like I like my coffee

Dark,Rich, and Imported

What kind of trumpet are you playing?

An Donald Trumpet!

Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search” as they would say. By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving. I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes. During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up. Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.

What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching

A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?

The Helicopter Blade

A rich guy and a poor guy have their wedding anniversary on the same day. They meet each other at the shopping complex. The poor guy asks the rich guy "what'd you get for your wife today?" The rich guy replies " I got her a diamond ring and a mercedes" The poor guy asks "Why did you get two gifts for her?" Rich guy says "If she doesn't like the diamond ring then she can return it in her mercedes" Rich guy asks the poor guy " what'd you get for your wife" Poor guy says " I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo" Rich guy asks "why did you get two gifts for her?" The poor guy says " If she doesnt like the slippers then she can go fuck herself. "

What do you call a rich asian Cha ching