Switzerland jokes

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, flags big plus.

MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️

Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".

Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.

Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

A German went to France for a holiday, and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."