Chocolate jokes
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
What did Sally get for Easter?..
Nail polish.
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Lol, 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...
J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*
A Joking keggar is where I get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.
Okay, y'all ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo
What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
A pedophile was holding a bag of chocolates and then approached a little girl at the park.
"Hey little girl! If you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of my chocolate!"
The little girl replies, "If I suck your whole cock, can I have the whole bag?"
I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.
Wife: "You don't even have friends!"
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
So, I was at the gas station drinking a Slurpee when I heard an old lady start talking to me. She says, "Hey, can you check my balance?" so she could buy a chocolate bar.
So, I pushed her over and said, "Not much."
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."