Chocolate jokes
Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise.
Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?
For throwing out the W's.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
Why did they invent white chocolate?
So Black people can be messy too.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Your forehead looks like the inside of a Malteser.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
Guy: Why can't Jesus have M&M's?
Priest: Why?
Guy: Because they'll fall through the hole in his hands.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.