Chocolate Jokes

What do you call black Man having a seizure? Chocolate shake

What is a rat's favorite dessert?

A chocolate mousse cake

When younger girls say I want my period or it will not be bad

*eating chocolate in bed crying * 😂😂 My face at them when they say that 🤣🙄😵 Them I got my period *them hurting*. Me: told u

This isn’t much of a joke but pickup line ok it’s this. Are you a marshmallow because I wanna put my stick in u

a kid asks for an ice cream the man says any sauce and the kid says na i got ketchup at home

Dad I'm hungry hi hungry I'm dad 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰

This morning I was in the kitchen and I saw some a whole bunch of leftovers brownies made from scratch i just taste one and spit it out because somebody put some godamn weed in them what the fuck.

What is bugs bunny favorite desert chocolate carrots balls.

my cat is is red and brown and her bones are crunchy so does that mean she is a kit kat

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What does Mars like to eat? A Mars bar!

why was the milky way remembered... because its... DELICIOUS!

Does chocolate milk comes from black cows?

What kind of chocolate do racists hate dark chocolate

What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?

Ice Cream-E

How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog

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AYO IMAGINE HAVING A CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN BUT INSTEAD ITS COST A BILLION DOLLARS A GALLON AND YOU HAVE A HUNDRED THOUSANDS THAT NUMBER WILL NEVER EQUATE TO HOW MANY PORNO MAGAZINES AND ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES AND MALY LIQUORS STOLEN FROM MY BROTHER BEDROOM AS A DESPERATE ATTEMPT AT BEING EDGY AYO MAYBE INSTEAD OF THE FUTURE CARS BEING POWERED BY PETROLEUM OIL AND GASS BUT WITH HOT CHOCOLATE

It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies”, I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point..they sure as hell aren’t real now!