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Chocolate jokes

Diarrhea

    • What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.

    What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.

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    Friend

    • I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.

    Wife: "You don't even have friends!"

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    • Mess

    • Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.

    Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.

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    • According to the last post, voters picked Jamal to "Hide in a nearby gay strip club".

    *THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DO NOT CONTINUE READING IF YOU'RE OFFENDED BY ANY OF THE JOKES*

    Episode 2: The Sticky Situation – "Ebony Ass Shake in the F*g Den"

    Jamal sprints his black ass into "Rainbow Rodeo," a sleazy queer joint packed with flaming white twinks, burly bears, and thirsty Latinos eyeing fresh meat. The bounce… Read more

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    • Since this site is so FUCKING dead all the time, I have a fun game for y'all to play! Every day, there's going to a poll where YOU guys control what a person named "Jamal" does. Story number 1 is going to be "BBC Bounty: Cartel Craves That N***a Nut".

    Before we start, *THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DON'T READ IF YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE (obviously no N-words and they're only censored because of Matt's rule). And hon… Read more

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