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I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
Does Eminem like MnM' s? Cause if he didn't, that would be like 'they're' not like liking 'there'.
What is opposite of a lady fingers?
Answer: Mentos
What do you call a bunch of pakiâs jumping of a cliff
Chocolate drops
Whatâs a homeless persons favorite cookie?
Pooreoâs
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
Oompa Loompa Doobity doo I got a glock and itâs pointing at you
Why did the M&M go to school? It wanted to be a Smartie.
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: Do you have chocolate filled ice cream? The man replies: We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one? Johnny replies: Sure. After that the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later the man comes with a ice cream and Johnny's phone. Johnny asks: How much for the ice cream? The man replies: Nothing, its on the house. After Johnny ate hes delicious ice cream, he searched for hes watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
What is a spacemanâs favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
Guy: why can't Jesus have M&M's priest: why? Guy: because they'll fall through the whole in his hands
bill really said your body my chocie like my mans it your body MY chocie
Whatâs the difference between chocolate and people You canât buy people nowadays
*God creates dog* God: "You are man's best friend"
Dog: "That's pretty sexist"
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "đ¶"
What did sally get for Easter.. Nail polish,
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? - Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
