Children jokes
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
Why are babies called bundles of joy?
When you break the bundle, it gives you joy.
A woman marries a man and has 7 children. The husband dies, and she marries another man. She has another 7 children, and later the husband dies. A year later she gets married again, and has another 7 children. She dies after a few months.
At the funeral, a man sees the priest looking at the heavens. He walks over and hears the man say, "They're finally together again." The man looks at the priest and says, "With her husband?" The priest looks at the man and says, "No, her legs."
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They can’t tell their mom.
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?
The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
Q: How many children does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends on how thinly you slice them.
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
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What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."
A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.
The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know? Homework.
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
I asked my mom where babies come from. She said I came from the adoption center.
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."