there's three kids: little drop, little feather, and little brick. Little feather goes "mommy why do u call me l'feather"? She answers "cuz a little feather fell over your head when u were born". L'drop asks to his mom "mommy why do u call be l'drop"? She answers "cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born". L'brick goes " aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn"
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
The orphanage was open in apps but I didn’t see the home button.
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage?
"Let us prey together."
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with there dad than there mom?
They already know that there dad is gonna get " Milk " and never return
What school subject does an orphan Love,. PE because they actually get picked.
Parents: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage, Kid: why? Parents: so you don't get bored there
Children in the dark make mistakes Mistakes in the dark make children
knock knock whos there parents parents who thats what an orphan would say
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- he robbed children of their innocence
what did the pedophile say to the kid. "roses are red ,my name is dan ,i have a gun get in the van"
why can't orphans play online games. Because they don't have parents to sign them up
Mr smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr smith have
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What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They slow down near schoolzones.
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him
why cant orphans be gay?cecause theyhave no one they can call daddy
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off
