What happens when you combine candy and dick? That creepy guy down the street!
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Mom, mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand..... Little Johnny, good! But he's not born yet.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
So, there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, "what is one plus one?" She said, "I HATE YOU." Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, "NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN!" Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said, "85 SMACK EM DOWN!" Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, "My buns are burning." Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!" Bobby said, "NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN!" The principal yelled, "HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?!" Then he said, "85 SMACK EM DOWN!" Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, "my buns are burning."
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Orphans go to church to call someone father.
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting. "Mom! You and Dad need to stop!"
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
