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Hunting

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Two signs, one above the other, are attached to trees. The top sign is yellow and features a black silhouette of a running child and the text "SLOW. CHILDREN AT PLAY." The sign below is white with the text "HUNTING WITH SHOTGUN ONLY."

Basement

for real

A man in a red hoodie, MrBeast, stands in front of a staircase leading down into a basement. The text on the image says "Today I'm going to buy this basement full of children."

Test answer

Funny Test Answers #4

A worksheet with four simple drawings: a taxi, a paper bag, a person, and a can. Underneath the drawings are blank spaces for filling out the names. The answers are: cab, bag, penis, and can.

Child

A man is about to eat a very large hamburger. The text on the image says, "Children under the age of 3. Products containing small parts."

Child

A cartoon image of Rick Sanchez, a character with light blue hair, is looking slightly to his right with a slightly smirking expression. He's holding a lollipop in his mouth. The text on top reads "Wanna go touch children?" and at the bottom it says "You son of a bitch, I'm in."

Game

The image shows a four-panel reaction image of Anakin Skywalker and Padmé Amidala. The first panel shows Anakin smiling with text saying "I love beating children". In the second panel Padmé looks happy with the text "in a game right?". The third panel shows a more serious face from Anakin. The fourth panel shows Padmé with a worried look and the text "in a game... right?".

Trick Or Treat

;]

A picture of a man with long hair and round sunglasses yelling. The text says "Every mom during trick or treat" and "Did you say thank you?!"

Generation

The meme contrasts the lives of "My parents in their 20s" versus "Me in my 20s." The first image shows a couple standing in front of a house, and the text reads, "Let's buy this house and have 3 children". The second image shows a person in front of a computer screen creating the first part of the meme.

Tab

The image shows a screen capture of a Google search for "children". The "Shopping" tab is highlighted in the navigation. Below the navigation is a picture of Buzz Lightyear looking skeptical and the word "hmm" is below him.

Child

Like if you know what i'm talking about

The image is split into two parts. The top part shows a smiling boy wearing a seatbelt inside a car. The text above him reads: "CHILDREN MUST ALWAYS WEAR A SEAT BELT". The bottom part shows the inside of a school bus with many empty seats. The text below reads: "EXCEPT IF YOU PUT 50 OF THEM IN ONE VEHICLE".

Game

Hhhhmmmmmm?

An image of a mobile game advertisement shows many different stylized characters. The text reads, "1000+" and "Collect all children". A user commented, "There's something off with this but I can't see what it is."

Toothpaste

DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS

A product image of a green figure attached to a toothpaste tube and covering the opening. The text on the image reads: 'Toothpaste Cap Kids Toothpaste Attachment. Visit the Handmade Store. 4.0 stars. 15 ratings. Best Price on Amazon. -30% $8.99. List Price: $12.90. FREE Returns. A fun toothpaste cover that will make kids love brushing teeth. Produced in a 3D printer with organic PLA material that can be degraded in nature. It is placed on the cap of the toothpaste tube instead of the toothpaste cap. (Not compatible with non-standard pastes) It is not a hazardous material (toy). Do not wash in hot water or in the machine. The toothpaste tube product in the product is for promotional purposes. You can contact us for color preferences.'

Tax dollar

An illustration in a muted orange-brown tone. On the left, a small, emaciated, sad-looking figure labeled "Sad billionaires with only 4 yachts" sits on the ground, looking up, with a few drops of liquid falling towards them from a large pipe above. On the right, a large, plump, well-dressed man labeled "Greedy children who want to eat breakfast" has his mouth wide open, receiving a massive stream of liquid from the same pipe, which is labeled "Our Tax Dollars".

Hunting

A photo of two signs. The upper sign is yellow and reads "SLOW, CHILDREN AT PLAY." The lower sign is white and reads "HUNTING WITH SHOTGUN ONLY."

Criticism

A black and white drawing shows a large hand pressing down on smaller people. A quote from Voltaire is at the top. The comment on the post says, "we need to rise up against children with leukemia."

Action

The image shows a stick figure with its arm in different positions. The text labels the different arm positions: 'CALL WAITER', 'CALL TAXI', 'PET CHILDREN', 'PET DOG', and 'REST'. Additionally, there's a text that reads: "Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt: Erika!".

Priest

Two muscular arms are shown in a handshake. One arm is dark, and labeled with the text 'Acne'. The other arm is light red, and labeled with the text 'Priests'. Above their linked hands, it says 'Coming on children's faces'.

Child

How much?

A search bar showing the word "children" followed by "shopping" circled. Below is a picture of Geralt with the text "Hmm."

Way

An illustration of a red fire engine with two people standing near it. The text below in German says: "Das Hilfeleistungslöschgruppenfahrzeug der Feuerwehr. Es transportiert Feuerwehrleute, Leitern, Werkzeuge, Schläu."

Child

A photograph of a starving child sitting on the ground with a sad expression. The text overlay reads "STARVING CHILDREN. Would be a lot less common if starving adults stopped fucking."

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