Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
are you an orphanage? why? because i wanna put my kids in you
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says, "Alright, you motherfuckers get off here, and you motherfuckers get off here." His mom comes rushing in and says, "Little Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!"
After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says, "Okay, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in the kitchen."
DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.
SON: Why?
DAD: You're going to need them.
What's the difference between kids and drugs? I don't sell drugs.
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
My nickname should be night light... because kids turn me on...
Why does Sally have 100 sisters? She lives in an orphanage.
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: "It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path." Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.
Little Johnny tried phone sex, but the holes were too small.
After work, I volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
