What do apples and depressed kids have in common?They both hang on trees.
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother "Mom can little girls have babies " his mom answered "of course not" a few minutes later his mom heard him shout to his friend "it's okay we can keep playing
Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.
no one cares if you bully an orphan, what they gon' do? tell their parents?!
A few kids were talking about how big there housed were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. 1 little boy said, bet I have the biggest home. To everyone's supprise he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
imagine getting a call and it says "welcome to Davids orphanage you make them we take them how may we help you.
What’s a depressed kids favourite game....hangman.
I don't understand why when I went to the shooting range today the police came, like bro I always go to elementary schools
My dad brought me some sunglasses but it still wasn't enough to keep my son out of my life.
Whats the difference between a baby and garlic bread. I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick
2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.
5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
whats the differnece between a baby and a trampoline. the trampoline doesnt cave in when i jump on it
What can you never tell an orphan? Go home to your parents.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made Billie Jean or Beat It, and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? You give them a Sandy Hook.
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
I only kidnapped orphans because they have no parents to report them missing.
Why are orphanages like dogs Because they get adopted
When is it bedtime in the jacksons house. When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚
