Children jokes
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
Three children play hide and seek. Their names are Silence, Anger, and Parent. Anger counts. Parent hides in the trash. Silence is at the police station.
A policeman looks at Silence and asks: "What is your name?" Silence replies: "Silence." Terrified, the policeman asks: "Where are your parents?" Silence then replies: "Parent is in the trash!" The policeman then asks indignantly: "Are you looking for Trouble?" Silence replies: "No, in fact, Anger finds me."
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.