Children jokes
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
When the school lets you near children again...
A person had a child named Bl, another named Es, and one named S. The next was named You. They were a very unholy family.
Their children were shamed upon because their names spell out "Bless you."
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."
Somebody shouts "Fire!"
Man 1: Get the children out!
Man 2: F*** the children!
Man 3: We don't have time!
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
There were three boys on the top of a slide.
The first one went down yelling "gold!" and landed in a pot of gold. The second boy went down and shouted "pillows!" and landed in a heap of pillows. The final boy went down and shouted "weeeeeeeee!"
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?