What type of camp does a kid with adhd go to. Concentration camp
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. -- That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
Guess why orphans can't be gay?. Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Why do Orphans become Hookers? They can call someone daddy.
What do orphans call there parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exsist.
Q: whats a pedophiles favorite place to eat? A: schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
Little girls are like basic math, if there under 13 you do them in your head
+1 like=1 kid in my basment +1 comment =1 kid in my microwave +1 share =1 kid in my blender
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common
people go there to fix there mistakes
Orphans maybe got Phones,but they dont have a Home-Button.
what is orpans favoutie movie home alone
I asked where is your parents and oh god i love working at an orphanage
why do orphans hate school no field trips parent signature_____________
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
why are orphans not boomerangs because they never comeback
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption appear on April fools the just leve them there at the orphanage APRIL FOOLS!
Why does an orphanage stay over night at a school? Cause there parents won’t pick them up
What do you call a orphan family tree
A tree stump
Gow do you keep tour friends from boring you with pictures of their children?
Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"
what do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little jimmy tries to take one.
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little jimmy
