Children jokes
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
What’s harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.