Children jokes
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown and end up cleaning everyone's messes.
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
I blend children to make a good living.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting. "Mom! You and Dad need to stop!"
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
JACK AND JILL 2.0
After Jill went down the hill to get a pill,
Jack was screaming till his voice went nil,
And Jill screamed "Chill!"
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.