Children

Children jokes

School Bus

What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?

School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.

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  • Trade

    Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.

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  • Orphan

    Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."

    Memes

    Grandpa

    My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.

    Choice

    How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."

    Suicide Bomber

    It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.

    Difference

    What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?

    I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

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  • Kidnapper

    What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."

    Man

    What do most 50-year-old men put inside their cars?

    Children.

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  • Name

    So there's this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says, "I've got an idea!", and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says, "What should their names be?"

    The uncle replies, "Well for your daughter, Denise." "That's a nice name," comments the mother, "but what about my son?" The uncle simply replies, "Denephew".

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  • KFC

    KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.

    Pedophile

    What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?

    The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.

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  • Baby

    Why are babies called bundles of joy?

    When you break the bundle, it gives you joy.

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