DAD:I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage
SON:why
DAD:your going to need them
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys
My nickname should be night light...because kids turn me on...
Why does sally have a 100 sisters? She lives in a orphanage
Why can’t orphans say I’m in the ghetto? Because they can’t say I’m in a home
He is looking for children if you don't know who edp445 is look him up
be careful around edp445
Why do orphans support slavery
They final have an owner
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
“Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly.
“Correct,” says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil.
“Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts.
“Correct again,” says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”
When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path. Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.
After work, i volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
What do u call a group of depressed kids
Suicide squad
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son
If you are ever bored punch an orphan what are they gunna do tell their parents?
What do Children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings! Not funny, here’s another Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Why cant a orphan go to mcdonalds theres no point in the words happy meal
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing while a man named Chris comes up and asks “which one is yours?” The man said “I don’t know i’m still deciding.”
How do orphans have a family Reunion They use a Ouija board
Obama, Trump and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children! Trump Screw the women and children! Clinton: Do you think we have time...?
There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks why is my name daisy? The mom says because when you were born a daisy fell on your head. The second kid asks their mom why is my name butterfly? The mom says because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head. Then the third kid yells ahjoejienfkef. The mom says shut up brick!
