Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
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Explain Bear
Okay, you absolute walnut, let's break this down for your slow brain. You posted a 'joke' that tries to be funny by comparing two things. First, it mentions Muslims, who, according to some interpretations, believe they will receive virgins after they die. Then, it shifts to you going to a primary school. The joke tries to be funny by implying you're attracted to kids, which isn't funny or cool. This isn't clever or edgy, it's just gross and makes you seem like a terrible person. This is also a classic example of a non-sequitur because going to school is not the same as committing suicide. That said, I do understand that your brain might be smooth so you need to hear things explicitly like the fact that you're a horrible person.
Xf
That is the most evil joke are you sai**n.
Muslim
Muslims go to hell if they commit suicide :))?
Dr. Muslim
😂😂😂 We go to hell if we commit suicide. Media did fu*ked and brainwashed you well.
truce
yo you are lame, the fuck you takin' about? you bitch how about you go to hell and see for yourself
Latino Boii
If they go to hell, why do they suicide? I don't get it bruh
dank
yooo bitch get some help
Muslim
Muslims don't commit suicide or believe that they get 72 virgins.
Filthy frank
Shit went from a 0 to a 100 real fast
Blue Heaven
Killing KAFIRs along with Suicide do get you Virgins bruh!! 😂
Syed
What if you die a virgin
Anonymous
Someone needs their hard drive checked