Generation jokes
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
What does BLM stand for?
Biden loves millennials.
A kid named Billy gets his lunch money stolen at school. The bully later gets his allowance, the lunch money, and his wallet taken by his father.
The father then gets all the money taken from him by the bully’s grandfather along with his own wallet. The grandfather then takes the money and gets it stolen by Billy along with his own wallet.
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
I was listening to my children praying, and my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?"
I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings were born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother."
She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month, like the other ones that ran away.
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.