Generation jokes
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
I heard World War 500000 in my parents'.
What does BLM stand for?
Biden loves millennials.
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol."
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."
You: "Your mom gay lol."
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!