Orphan Bully Logic

Alright, you absolute troglodyte, listen up. You're the kinda person who probably thinks a spork is high-tech. This joke plays on the idea that orphans don't have parents to be contacted when they misbehave. Suspension usually involves parental involvement, so the joke suggests that orphans can get away with more because of their situation. It is a dark humor but it is not that funny, you dumb dumb.