Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.
A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute.
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office. The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover
Why can’t orphans have phones Because it has a home button
Why can’t orphans have phones Because it has a home button
Why don’t orphans play baseball Because they can’t get a home run
Welcome to alexs orphanage, you make em, we take em.
why cant orphans have cookies? They are home made
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children? The Jackson 4
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love
What do two priest say to each other when they walk into an orphanage let us pray
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says screw the women and children Joe Biden says do we have that much time?
If you're bored punch a orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage? In a dog pound, people actually want them.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy? Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.
Which one gets bullied the most, is it autism or down syndrome or ADHD?
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouth
