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Marriage

Before Marriage Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No, don't even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍

After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.

World

JaBe mistr 😃 · 1 year ago

Two identical images of Earth are shown side-by-side. The image on the left is labeled "WORLD BEFORE". The image on the right is labeled "WORLD AFTER". Both images show the same view of Earth from space, with North and South America visible.

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Child

Anonymous · 8 years ago

For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.

Feminist

Shower thoughts · 1 year ago

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, feminists don't change anything.

Name

Anonymous · 8 years ago

How do Chinese people name their children?

They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."

Comparison

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Fr fr

The image shows two side-by-side pictures. On the left, there is Jason Momoa with long hair and a fit physique. Underneath, it says "Ending 2019". On the right is a picture of a person with a mustache, who looks worn out. Underneath, it says "Starting 2022".

Friend

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

ELI FR

In a "Toy Story" scene, Woody is discarded in favor of Bo Peep. Above, the text reads, "My friend: We're going to grind to diamond this season. Also my friend after getting a girlfriend." The text below reads, "I don't want to play with you anymore."

Quiz

Kai :) · 3 years ago

i took a quiz. it was so inaccurate.

Life

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows the development of a person through four stages of life. In the first picture, the figure is an old man with a hat standing next to a door, the second picture is a man sitting on a chair with a question mark, and the third picture is a man kneeling with a stressed expression, the last picture is a boy drawing on an easel. The text "It starts with" is at the top. The text "one thing" is near the beginning. The text "I don't know why" is above the next picture. The text "It doesn't even matter how hard you try" is above the last picture.

World

Anonymous · 2 years ago

So sick of the ads for rupaul.

Two dog characters wearing ski masks, armed with weapons, sitting in a car. In the background, a sign is visible that reads "Children's Drag Show". Above the dogs, the text says "BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD".

Radio

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A text transcript of a radio conversation between the British and the Irish. The British ship demands the Irish to change course, the Irish respond that they are a lighthouse.

Hawaii

Grizzlymilk · 3 years ago

The image shows a map of Hawaii with the text "HAWAII WAS A PEACEFUL NATION" above it. Below the map, there's a scene with a group of people with fire helmets. The text below it reads: "Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked."

Language

Wade · 3 years ago

The image shows a comparison of how people asked "who are you" in different centuries. 19th century: "Who art thou", 20th century: "Who are you" and a scene from a video with two young men in it, labeled as the 21st century: "Who dat boy, who is him". The source "boredpanda.com" is visible in the lower right corner.

Schedule

DAP ME UP · 2 years ago

Rate my daily schedule

The image shows a daily schedule. It lists activities from waking up at 6 AM to going to sleep at 3 or 4 AM, including school, meals, chores, and walking the dog. It also mentions snacks, specifically "3 grilled cheeses on hamburger buns."

Friendship

killer of bears 101 · 3 years ago

true though

The image shows two side-by-side images of Gordon Ramsay. The left image shows him talking to a girl and says: 'So I'm not leaving until you laugh'. The right image shows a close-up of Gordon Ramsay looking angry and says: 'Hey, panini head, are you even listening to me?' Above the two pictures is the text: 'how I spoke to my best friend when we first met vs how I speak to her now.'

Car

ohio nugget · 3 years ago

lol so true

A painting of a smiling monk with the text "When someone changes lanes to pass you and gets stuck behind a slower car."

Puberty

Willy b · 1 year ago

A two-panel comic. In the first panel, a man in a traditional keffiyeh sits at a desk across from a doctor in a white coat with a stethoscope. The man is speaking, and a speech bubble above him says, "My wife is going through 'the change' and I just don't find her attractive anymore." In the second panel, the man looks down, and the doctor looks at him. The doctor's speech bubble asks, "The menopause?" The man's speech bubble replies, "No, puberty...".

Student

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A tweet shows a school board proposing a list of names for a school. These names include "Drew Brees Elementary", "Bruce Lee Elementary", "John Cena Elementary School", "Adolf Hitler School for Friendship and Tolerance", and "Schoolie McSchoolface". The tweet comments, "This is what happens when you let the students submit new names for their school."

Man

garytherudemanfromnextdoorxx · 3 years ago

what a nice man xx

A man is posing with his arms crossed and the text "Please change and grow as a person" is at the top of the image.

Self-improvement

Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

A cartoon drawing depicts a line of scruffy, unkempt men, some smoking, walking towards a large, open book. The book's cover features Jordan B. Peterson with the title 'Wash Your Penis'. From the other side of the open book, well-dressed men in suits, carrying briefcases, are emerging, appearing transformed and successful. The text at the top reads, 'A good book can change your life.'

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Community talk

𝐸𝓁𝓁𝒾𝑒✨

5 days ago

Guess who changed their name again- (if you know who i'm talking about)

DANDYASTRO

Poll · 7 days ago

idk ppl don't like me but im trying my hardest to change fr, like ppl are tagging me in there postes and i don't responed to them at all...

𝐸𝓁𝓁𝒾𝑒✨

14 days ago

I'm completely annoyed I want to change my username back to how it was. But i can't we have a certain someone with a certain username, and if i change my username back it will make it look like me are matching.

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