Hawaii Jokes

Anonymous
in Sally

Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?

She washed up on the beach.

MidgetMan946

Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.

Thiccboi

I gotta song for Hawaii baby you light up my world like no body els

Dark wolf

What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed

Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it’s over your head!

Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet

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Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)

Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)

Q: David’s father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David!

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Q: If you were in a ra

Anonymous

The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii then I met my girl zendaya on board she was shaking her ass and playing with her penis then she ask me hey you wanna make love in the cabin? i said sure sweet thang gave me her number kiss me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.

Anonymous
in Sally

How did sally get a free trip to Hawaii? She washed up on shore.

Dark wolf

Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)

Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)

Q: David’s father had three

Anonymous😅🤣😂

I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.