Hawaii memes

Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?

She washed up on the beach.

Found this girl in Hawaii.

Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."

The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.