I’m so annoyed by those people who just believe in anything they hear. This is a conversation I had a few days ago.

Idiot: The moon landing was faked! So unbelievable fake! Me: You believe in the moon? Stupidass.

“Mom? Don’t freak out, but I’m in the hospital.”

“Aaron, you’ve been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that.”

I had a conversation with a Möbius strip. – It was one-sided.

I can’t remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather. Good thing is, since he hit his head he can’t remember either.

A man is telling his story to someone. “My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them.”

“Interesting.”

“That’s the story of how I got to the morgue.” he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.

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