What the fluff happened to this website?
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink? He saw the climate change.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb None they just like hanging in the dark
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
this place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama? A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven
Frank: I am named frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years. Finley: I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties! Mia: Can we please change the subject?
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason. Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
What did the other traffic cone say to the other? Look away in changing
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have common? They both only change their pads after every third period!
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
To stop my password getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: StrongBrazilianNut111
