What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
Orphans vs. Cars: A Dark Twist on Possession and Value Differences Between an Abused Child and a Material Object
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Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead! You thinkin' orphans are like collectible cars, huh? The joke is, see, most people don't have a basement full of cars, but the punchline flips it to orphans, implying they got 1080 of 'em down there. It's dark 'cause it ain't normal to stash that many orphans anywhere. Get it now, or should I draw you a picture?