1000+ Best Cant Jokes - Page 139 - Worst Jokes Ever

Orphan

Anonymous · 6 years ago

Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.

Slur

Toast ツ · 2 years ago

The image shows two anime characters from Dragon Ball, Goku Black and Vegeta, facing each other in an aggressive pose. Goku Black is in Super Saiyan Rose form, and Vegeta is in Super Saiyan Blue form. The text above them reads: "queer" "zesty" "fruity" awwww look who can't say FAGGOT.

Depression

Jasmine · 6 years ago

My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?

My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?

My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!

The songs: We understand you :)

Orphan

Anonymous · 7 years ago

Girl: "Come over."

Orphan: "I can't."

Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"

Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."

Minion

GG Miller · 3 years ago

i'll be the minion on the right

The image shows two columns labeled "To Mom" and "To Dad". The "To Mom" column lists many common child complaints and requests. The "To Dad" column contains a single question: "Where's Mom?" Two minions are depicted in the "To Dad" column, looking confused.

Friend

ur mommy · 3 years ago

talking to your friend Jake in school be like

The image shows a still from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants. Spongebob is on the right looking angry at Patrick on the left who also looks angry. The text overlay reads, "WHY U MAD PATRICK? I CAN'T SEE MY HAIRLINE!"

Kid

-Tomm- · 3 years ago

The image shows text that reads, "kids who died of dehydration because you can't drink until you're 21", above a skeleton laying on the ground.

Photoshop

ɮǟʀօռ ɦɛʟʍʊȶ zємσ · 2 years ago

The image is a comparison of how girls and boys use Photoshop. The text above the image says "girls with photoshop: i can't wait to make myself look pretty." Below is an image of a buffed-up Bob Ross wearing a cape, gold chain and holding a paint brush and palette as if he is in a fight.

Math

DADDY sus aka the king · 3 years ago

hahahahahahahahahahahahaahaa

A golden retriever wearing glasses sits at a desk with an open book and a lamp. The text on the image says: "I DID THE MATH. WE CAN'T AFFORD THE CAT."

Ohio

9ddytwasdfcgvhbjk65e4w35s4e6drtyiuopuy6 · 3 years ago

Cant even nap in Ohio

The image shows a night scene with a house in the foreground. The windows are filled with the blue night sky and many dark figures are floating in the air, giving the impression that they are lurking outside. There is text on the image: "Tried to take a nap in Ohio".

Anger

Composed Spider · 4 months ago

How it feels to get so mad at the game. That you can't even explain your anger So you just low key Slime yourself out.

A man with a long, brown beard and glasses, wearing a dark jacket, is shown from the chest up. He has a slightly pensive or disgruntled expression and is looking towards the right side of the frame. The background is a dimly lit room with furniture.

Infidelity

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A page from a parody 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' book featuring handwritten text and a cartoon illustration of Greg Heffley and his mother in a car. The text describes Greg witnessing his mother's infidelity and his resulting feelings of disgust and distrust, culminating in a tense conversation where she asks him to keep the secret.

Bear

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Bear

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, two figures stand outside a wall, looking at a bear sitting inside a walled area. The first figure says, "They can't be happy being locked up like that!" In the second panel, the second figure replies, "I dunno... all their needs are taken care of. Food, shelter, healthcare. They don't have to do anything." The third panel shows the same figure thinking. The last panel shows both figures looking at the bear.

Bear

Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

Two brown bears, one standing and kicking the other in the groin, on a field under a blue sky. The text above the bears reads "NUTSHOT" and the text below reads "IF YOU CAN'T REACH THE SKY, AIM A LITTLE LOWER!"

Fat

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 2 years ago

UHM U CANT CALL PPLS FAT NOWADAYS

A man with a beard and a cat filter on his face points his finger. The text above him says, "Potentially Pregnant."

Diss

RapBoat · 2 years ago

The image shows a tweet by Hip Hop All Day, which quotes NAV dissing Drake in a song and is taken from Taylor Swift's new album 'The Tortured Poet Department'. Below the tweet, there are three images: one of Drake, one of NAV, and the album cover of Taylor Swift. The album cover reads: 'The Tortured Poet Department' by Taylor Swift and 'The Alchemy (feat. NAV)'.

Country

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A tweet from TIME saying "Norway is happiest country in the world. What's the secret?" and below that a tweet from Secular Talk saying "I can't believe that a wealthy country with free healthcare & education, high wages, a strong middle class and nearly a month paid vacation time by law is happy." There is also a picture of a globe between the two tweets.

Autism

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A multi-panel meme. The top panel is a cartoon showing a sad baby elephant covered in numerous syringes. It has a speech bubble that says "I have autism". In the background, a woman sits on a couch while a man watches a television screen that displays the text "SCIENTISTS ARE MYSTIFIED AS TO WHAT IS CAUSING AUTISM". This panel is shared by "Kari Bundy - Health Activist". Below this, a comment from user "absurdist-void" reads: "you're laughing but i can't stop my autistic elephant son from shooting heroin while i'm trying to watch tv with my bitch wife".

Voice

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a close-up of a character from the Mortal Kombat video game with its skin torn off. The text on the image reads "When the voices bet me a cigar that I can't tear my skin off." Below the image is the text "THESCHIZOPHRENIC WINS", followed by "FLAWLESS VICTORY."

Explanation

Erichh · 3 years ago

heh

A meme showing Neo from "The Matrix" in three panels. In the first panel, a stack of papers says "Choose the correct answer." The second panel shows Neo looking unimpressed, saying, "You can't scare me with thi-". In the third panel, the stack of papers says "And explain why.", which makes Neo look panicked.

Community talk

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BROOOO i cant sleep for shitttt aghhhh

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Poll · 2 months ago

Hi guys, this will be my final post on wje. i really hope you all read it. Anyways, with college coming up soon, and my life getting busier i’d figure i just write yall a goodbye post because half of yall deserve it. now i know back then i was really immature and didn’t care about this site really but in the end i did love u all and cared for each and everyone one of yall individually. anyways ima start by saying tha… Read more

eevee 544

Q:why can't two Chinese people have a white baby

A:because two wongs don't make a white