Cant jokes
What do my parents have in common with Nemo? They can't be found.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
A horse and a bear walk into a bar... Oh wait, can't tell that one!
Sign on my attorney's office wall: "You can't have manslaughter without laughter."
What do Nemo and my dad have in common?
They both can't be found.
One day a man was fixing a car, and he accidentally got brake oil in his mouth. He was about to spit it out, but then he thought, "Hmm, this tastes pretty good!" So he would keep drinking brake oil. But his friends were getting worried about him, and they were like, "Dude, this can't be healthy." But he said, "Don't worry. I can STOP anytime."
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
What is the one thing cripples can't do? ... Stand-up comedy.
It says enter a joke, but I can't enter my life.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
Everyone in my class: "I can't wait until I have a family, I can't wait to study for my dream job."
My friends: "What's your dream job?"
Me: "I'm going to die young :))"