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Dog

Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago

A four-panel comic shows God talking to a group of dogs with wings and halos in heaven. He tells them he is sending them to Earth without wings so nobody suspects they are angels. The final panel shows a young girl hugging a golden retriever. Below the comic, a screenshot of a comment section shows a user named BumbleandBumble stating, "I saw an angel eat a child."

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Bird

Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago

A memorial image for a yellow parakeet named Lewis against a background of white clouds in a blue sky. The bird has large, white angel wings edited onto its back. Below the video, a comment from KLG reads: "Bro edited wings on a bird 😭😭".

Newborn

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An image of an orange cat looking directly at the camera. The text above reads: "the newborn i microwaved watching me go to heaven because i confessed my sins while he's stuck in purgatory for not being baptized."

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Son

Smãll Kîng Dãvîd · 2 years ago

Question and answer 🙄

A cartoon drawing shows a mother standing at a door, asking her son where he is going. The son, with a backpack, sarcastically replies that he is going to heaven, since he is clearly in his school uniform.

Arena

C A S N O V A · 3 years ago

why is it true

An image showing two different pictures of the anime character Hisoka. On the top, a scene showing his face and the text "I'm waiting at Heaven's Arena. Hisoka: 'Hangs up'". Below, there is a thermal image of Hisoka with color codes indicating temperature, showing that Hisoka is "heating up". At the bottom there's the text "Faceb.com/HunterxHunterMemes".

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Dust

Willy b · 2 months ago

A photograph of a woman with dark hair in an updo alongside a humorous, nonsensical obituary for "Brenda Tent." The text describes her retiring from living at the "age of old," being a librarian from birth, married to her high school, and being a literal bird. It ends by stating her funeral will be held in 1977 in heaven and asks for people to send her "more life" instead of flowers.

Name

urfavvirgo · 2 years ago

The image shows a split panel, with the top half depicting a person pointing his finger forward with the text "What if you". The top right panel shows an image of heaven with the text "Wanted to go to Heaven". The bottom left panel shows the same person, but this time with his mouth open and finger pointing up with the text "But god said". The bottom right has a longer text asking "is your name amy and are you the smelly Indian who everyone hates because she was so fucking jealous of a guy who literally said he wouldn't online date anymore as soon as he saw your face? is that you?"

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Weapon

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Image shows a depiction of heaven, with a multitude of figures in white robes. A blue planet is visible on the lower left, while on the lower right, two figures with wings are visible. The text overlay reads: "my whole bloodline chanting my name as i reach for the officers weapon".

Hell

Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

Never forget the Holodomor

A dark, atmospheric oil painting depicting a hellish underworld. In the background, a massive, ancient stone fortress or palace with many arches is illuminated by fires. The foreground shows a river of molten lava or blood. A lone figure in a dark cloak stands on a rocky ledge overlooking the fiery expanse. Overlaid text reads: "THEM: HEAVEN GAINED ANOTHER ANGEL!" at the top, "ME IN HELL:" in the center, and "(I COULD ONLY FIND 271,000)" at the bottom.

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Hat

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A catfish wearing a black top hat with the text "GOOD HEAVENS" written above.

Choice

LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

i’d rather pick number 2

A four-panel image. In the top left, a circle character with a mouth open is shown with the text "Would you rather". In the bottom left, the same character is shown again with the text "But god said:". In the top right, the text "Satan wanted to go to heaven? hell" is written next to a stairway to the clouds with a small red figure on top. In the bottom right, a yellow character with a cross shape is shown next to the text "You are a disgrace to the entire art community, and the entire world would rejoice if you never touched a piece of paper again ever!!!!".

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God

Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

A special quote:

The image is a four-panel comic. The top left panel shows an off-white character with a circle head and simple features saying "What if you". The top right panel shows a stairway leading up to a bright sky with clouds, with the text "wanted to go to heaven?". The bottom left panel shows the same character with an upset expression and the text "But god said:". The bottom right panel shows a yellow character with big eyes and a big smile, with the text "You are a disgrace to the entire art community, and the entire world would rejoice if you never touched a piece of paper again ever!!!!!"

Men

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A meme showing three men, likely religious figures, seated at a panel. The top text states, "These guys say women YouTubers can't go to heaven because men have masturbated over them." Below the image, a screenshot of a social media comment reads, "Rubbed one out for them, now no one goes to heaven."

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Toenail

CrunchyGrapes? · 3 years ago

Who here plays blox fruits?

A Roblox character with white wings is standing in a video game environment. A speech bubble above the character says, "Selling toenails for fruit pls." Below the character is a user interface that displays "Safe Zone - PvP disabled". Below that is another user interface with six slots and icons, e.g. a claw and a jaguar head.

Heck

LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

hell be like

The image shows a Roblox game with a chat window. A character with a zero shape is looking at three characters resembling the number six. The chat bubbles read "welcome to hecc" and "heck". The player list on the right side has a few entries.

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OJ Simpson

RapBoat · 2 years ago

The text shows a conversation in which Pop Smoke and Juice WRLD are playing football in heaven. Juice overthrows the ball and hits a man. OJ Simpson then asks if there is room for one more.

Baseball

Funny but sad. · 6 years ago

Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying, Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died, and two weeks later, Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said, "I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next."