YOOO Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
Where did Noah keep his bees? -- In the ark hives.
My Friends- Maya-I only Get 9 hours of sleep.-Josh- 9 hours I get 7 hours of sleep- Noah-You get 7 I get 4 hours of sleep-Me- You Guys are getting sleep. . .
what do you call a bad joke
A bad noah
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Need an arch? I Noah guy.
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, there’s gonna be a floody-floody Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy Get this animals👏out of the arky-arky “Leave me alone”
yo mama so old she witnessed noah building the ark
I’m at the circus, Noah O’Brien
your mama so old that she forgot her donkey on noahs ark
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
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What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”