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Church Positions and a Priest's Choice

    • The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!

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    • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, you chucklehead! You post a joke about church with the punchline being about getting it on with a priest, and you're confused? You're basically saying the worst thing about church is the constant moving and how you would rather the priest just get to it already. It's funny because it's inappropriate and unexpected. You know, like a bear walking upright and explaining a joke.

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    • Comments (15)

    • NOOOOOOOOO

    Logan Paul for the lose

    Jeezus take the wheel

    “C’mon daddy, anoint me and shove your dick up my ass already”

    I want to be orally raped by a priest

    stop making jokes

    Cool Earwig

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