Cant jokes
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. What happened to freedom of speech?
What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?
I can’t marmalade my cock into your mum’s arse.
Why can’t a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Because their focus is way off.
Why does everyone think Stephen Hawking is drunk?
Because he can't even walk.
An astronaut has had a mid-life crisis. He decides to leave everything behind and become a country farmer.
He buys some land and equips himself with everything he needs. The following Monday, he's ready to go with his hoe in hand and is about to walk out the gate, but he can't get through.
Why, you might ask? He's got no arms.
What idiot said to Stephen Hawking, "You can't run before you can walk"?
Which is the odd one out? FISH, SNAKE, STEPHEN HAWKING, HORSE.
Horse, of course — the rest can't walk.
What shoe size is Stephen Hawking?
It doesn't matter—he can't walk anyway.
Stephen Hawking can't walk the walk or talk the talk.
Why can’t Kurt Cobain ride in the passenger seat?
Because he doesn’t like when someone calls "shotgun!"
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a police officer?
Because he can't use a walkie-talkie.
Why did Sally stay in school?
Because she has no arms, she can’t open the door, and the teacher left!
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
Why do transgender people have high rates of suicide?
Because they can't accept themselves for who they are, but they want everyone else to accept them.
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.
What do George Floyd and Jordan Neely have in common?
Both can't breathe.
If African immigrants are supposed to stay in their country, why can't their resources do the same?
Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.
Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.