Chair

ShadowTheRedUmbreon

If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can´t Run

Orphan

HAHAHAHHAH

why cant orphans watch PG movies?

BC they are parental guidance.

Man

Anonymous

To the man in the wheel chair who stole my camouflage jacket, You can hide but you cant run.

Orphan

your dad

Teacher: You cant be here after school without a parent!

Orphan: -no response-

Dog

Ramen N00dles

Q: how do you know when an asian broke into your house?

A: you can´t find your dog.

Orphan

Anonymous

Why cant orphans do homework?

They dont have a home to do it at.

Orphan

Anonymous

Why cant a orphan go to mcdonalds theres no point in the words happy meal

Clap

SpazticMetalhead

Why cant a T-Rex Clap

He’s Dead

Baby

Cockameme

Why cant two chinese people have a white baby ?

Because two wongs dont make a white

Orphan

Anonymous

why cant a orphan play family fued because it has to have a family

Dad

Gay Pig

A son walks up to his dad and says "Dad! I just had sex for the first time." The dad goes "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?“ The son says "I cant sit right now, my butt is very sore.”

Cheetah

GalaxyCheetah

What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?

You cant beetah the cheetah

Suck

DN (deeznutz)

why cant vampires tell jokes right? all their jokes just SUCK

Legs

Anonymous

if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.

Man

Kenny

Son: mom what is dark humor? Mom: son do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?

Son: Mother you know im blind and cant see!! Mom: exactly!

Dinosaur

Anonymous

Why Cant Dinosaurs Clap? Cause They are Dead

Puns

n0taning

my brother cant wait for spring… he wet his plants!

Pterodactyl

Anonymous

why cant you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? because the “p” is silent

Puns

General Kenobi

Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I dont know if you heard it but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I cant tell if it is metal or techno but it is more vaulable then joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.

Orphan

Anonymous

Why cant orphans play baseball

Cuz they don’t know where home is

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