Cant Jokes

ShadowTheRedUmbreon

If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can´t Run

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Anonymous
in Orphan

Why cant orphans do homework?

They dont have a home to do it at.

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HAHAHAHHAH
in Orphan

why cant orphans watch PG movies?

BC they are parental guidance.

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your dad
in Dad

Teacher: You cant be here after school without a parent!

Orphan: -no response-

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Anonymous

why cant hitler join track? because he cant even finish a race

Anonymous

To the man in the wheel chair who stole my camouflage jacket, You can hide but you cant run.

Anonymous
in Dad

My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, i cant wait to meet him 🥰🥰🥰

Anonymous
in Orphan

why cant a orphan play family fued because it has to have a family

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Ramen N00dles

Q: how do you know when an asian broke into your house?

A: you can´t find your dog.

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Pc virus of laughter

Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie

Anonymous 69
in Orphan

i feel sad for orphans the cant watch star wars bc its parental guidance

Anonymous
in Orphan

Why cant a orphan go to mcdonalds theres no point in the words happy meal

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Ttowers11

“White people cant jump”…

“You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11”

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Anonymous

if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.

Deez
in Orphan

Why do orphans hate hide n seek?

Cause they cant find there parents

Anonymous
in Orphan

why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is. 😆

David Grimes
in Orphanage

why cant orphans be gay -they have no one to call daddy

Anonymous
in Orphan

why cant orphans be gay

bc no one will call them daddy

Cockameme

Why cant two chinese people have a white baby ?

Because two wongs dont make a white

SHEEEEEESSHHHH

Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it’s okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.