Cant jokes

Orphan

Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.

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  • Orphan

    Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"

    Orphan: -no response-

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  • Sex

    A son walks up to his dad and says, "Dad! I just had sex for the first time."

    The dad goes, "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?"

    The son says, "I can't sit right now, my butt is very sore."

    Memes

    Orphan

    Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.

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  • Orphan

    Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."

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  • Injury

    If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.

    Cheetah

    What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?

    You can't beat a cheetah!

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  • Technology

    Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.

    Race

    Why can't two Asians make a white baby?

    Because two wongs don't make a white.

    Mom

    Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.

    Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....

    Mom: It's a pillow fort.

    Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?

    Mom: You're almost 19 years old.

    Me: Not good enough... OUT!

    Orphan

    Why can't orphans play baseball?

    'Cause they don't know where home is.

    Bus

    What is long, yellow and can't swim?

    A bus full of children.