Orphan

Anonymous

Why cant orphans do homework?

They dont have a home to do it at.

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Chair

ShadowTheRedUmbreon

If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can´t Run

3

Orphan

HAHAHAHHAH

why cant orphans watch PG movies?

BC they are parental guidance.

4

Dad

your dad

Teacher: You cant be here after school without a parent!

Orphan: -no response-

2

Chair

Anonymous

To the man in the wheel chair who stole my camouflage jacket, You can hide but you cant run.

Orphan

Anonymous

why cant a orphan play family fued because it has to have a family

Dog

Ramen N00dles

Q: how do you know when an asian broke into your house?

A: you can´t find your dog.

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Dad

Anonymous

My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, i cant wait to meet him 🥰🥰🥰

Death

SpazticMetalhead

Why cant a T-Rex Clap

He’s Dead

Twin Towers

Ttowers11

“White people cant jump”…

“You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11”

1

Baby

Cockameme

Why cant two chinese people have a white baby ?

Because two wongs dont make a white

Cheetah

GalaxyCheetah

What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?

You cant beetah the cheetah

3

Orphan

Anonymous

Why cant a orphan go to mcdonalds theres no point in the words happy meal

0

Legs

Anonymous

if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.

Sister

SHEEEEEESSHHHH

Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it’s okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.

Game

Anonymous

i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game… oh wait he cant

Son

Gay Pig

A son walks up to his dad and says "Dad! I just had sex for the first time." The dad goes "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?“ The son says "I cant sit right now, my butt is very sore.”

Orphan

The true Orphan

Why cant Orphans play baseball? They cant find home.

Dinosaur

Anonymous

Why Cant Dinosaurs Clap? Cause They are Dead

Offensive

Anonymous

Why cant Stephen hawking be a rocket league car? because he cant jump for a aerial