Chair

ShadowTheRedUmbreon

If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can´t Run

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Orphan

HAHAHAHHAH

why cant orphans watch PG movies?

BC they are parental guidance.

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Orphan

Anonymous

Why cant orphans do homework?

They dont have a home to do it at.

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Orphan

your dad

Teacher: You cant be here after school without a parent!

Orphan: -no response-

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Chair

Anonymous

To the man in the wheel chair who stole my camouflage jacket, You can hide but you cant run.

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Orphan

Anonymous

why cant a orphan play family fued because it has to have a family

House

Ramen N00dles

Q: how do you know when an asian broke into your house?

A: you can´t find your dog.

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Dad

Anonymous

My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, i cant wait to meet him 🥰🥰🥰

Clap

SpazticMetalhead

Why cant a T-Rex Clap

He’s Dead

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Baby

Cockameme

Why cant two chinese people have a white baby ?

Because two wongs dont make a white

Hand

Kenny

Son: mom what is dark humor? Mom: son do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?

Son: Mother you know im blind and cant see!! Mom: exactly!

Legs

Anonymous

if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.

Orphan

Anonymous

Why cant a orphan go to mcdonalds theres no point in the words happy meal

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Game

Anonymous

i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game… oh wait he cant

Cheetah

GalaxyCheetah

What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?

You cant beetah the cheetah

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Twin Towers

Ttowers11

“White people cant jump”…

“You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11”

Bus

funny phython

whats yellow and cant swim

a school bus full with children

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Son

Gay Pig

A son walks up to his dad and says "Dad! I just had sex for the first time." The dad goes "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?“ The son says "I cant sit right now, my butt is very sore.”

Number

Timber

1.You can´t wash you´re eyes with soap
2.You can´t count you´re hair 3.You can´t breathe through you nose with youre tongue out 4.You just tried number three 5.When u tried number 3 u realized it was possible only u look like a dog 6.Youre smileing right now because you relized you were fooloed 7.you skipped number 5 8.you just checked if there was a number 5 9.This is not my joke all credit goes to steps

Dinosaur

Anonymous

Why Cant Dinosaurs Clap? Cause They are Dead