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Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?Because he can´t do stand up.

A son walks up to his dad and says "Dad! I just had sex for the first time." The dad goes "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?“ The son says "I cant sit right now, my butt is very sore.”

Why cant dinosaurs clap? cause there dead.

why cant orphans play baseball they don’t know where home is

Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I dont know if you heard it but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I cant tell if it is metal or techno but it is more vaulable then joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.

your mum is so poor she cant afford free samples

Why Cant Dinosaurs Clap? Cause They are Dead

How do you punish Hellen Keller? you stick a toilet plunger in the toilet

Why cant Helen Keller have kids? It went up to far

Deaf peoples shux lots dix. They cant haer!

a women wakes up in a hospital after a accident and yells “doctor doctor i cant feel my legs” and the doctor say “i know i amputated your arms”

why cant you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? because the “p” is silent

What do you call a dog with no legs?? …you cant call it anything. It won’t vome to you

why cant orphans play baseball?

cause they don’t know where home is

What did john cena say to the blind man? U CANT SEE ME!

a man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs then he says to his boss, i cant handle all of this,.

so a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says “you cant be here”

and the mushroom says “why i’m a Fungi”

How do chinese people play in spy?

They cant

Q why cant skeletons go to the dance

A he doesnt have the guts for it

Why do u make fun of disabled people they

cant stand up for themselves.

this one time i said that john cena looks like crap but i realised i cant see him LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL