A son walks up to his dad and says "Dad! I just had sex for the first time." The dad goes "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?" The son says "I cant sit right now, my butt is very sore."
What has 50 legs but cant walk?
25 disabled kids
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, i cant wait to meet him 🥰🥰🥰
why cant hitler join track? because he cant even finish a race
why cant a orphan play family fued because it has to have a family
“White people cant jump”....
“You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11”
What do you call a alligator that cant geg hard. A reptile disfunction
Why cant homeless people be gay?
They dont have a closet to get out of
Why cant a orphan go to mcdonalds theres no point in the words happy meal
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don't forget that they can hide but they cant run.
Why cant asians play cricket Theyll eat the bat
Me: trys to scan self at walmart* i cant scan myself, wanna know why? Alfred: Why? Me: because im worthless... =)
why cant asian play base ball - because they will eat the bat
Why cant asian parents have a white child? Cuz 2 wongs dont make a white
What can an Olympic runner do that hitler cant. Finish a race
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You cant beetah the cheetah
i feel sad for orphans the cant watch star wars bc its parental guidance
why cant orphans be gay -they have no one to call daddy
Why are gay ppl so bad at math? Because they cant multiply.