Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
My hips can't move, but Heineken.
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: You can't find your dog.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home to do it at.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
My brother can't wait for spring... he wet his plants!