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If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can´t Run

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?Because he can´t do stand up.

A son walks up to his dad and says "Dad! I just had sex for the first time." The dad goes "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?“ The son says "I cant sit right now, my butt is very sore.”

why cant orphans play baseball they don’t know where home is

Why cant dinosaurs clap? cause there dead.

why cant you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? because the “p” is silent

Why cant a T-Rex Clap

He’s Dead

Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I dont know if you heard it but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I cant tell if it is metal or techno but it is more vaulable then joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.

Me:whats yellow and cant swim?

My sister: What??

Me:a school bus filled with kids

Teacher: You cant be here after school without a parent!

Orphan: -no response-

My hips cant move but heineken.

my brother cant wait for spring… he wet his plants!

Why Cant Dinosaurs Clap? Cause They are Dead

your mum is so poor she cant afford free samples

Deaf peoples shux lots dix. They cant haer!

why cant vampires tell jokes right? all their jokes just SUCK

if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.

What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?

You cant beetah the cheetah

What did john cena say to the blind man? U CANT SEE ME!

a man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs then he says to his boss, i cant handle all of this,.