Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home to do it at.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
A son walks up to his dad and says, "Dad! I just had sex for the first time."
The dad goes, "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?"
The son says, "I can't sit right now, my butt is very sore."
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You can't beat a cheetah!
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
He's dead.
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.
Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....
Mom: It's a pillow fort.
Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?
Mom: You're almost 19 years old.
Me: Not good enough... OUT!
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
What is long, yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
