Vegeta jokes
Your hairline is so far back, even Vegeta laughed at it!
Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.
What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
