Vegeta jokes

Move

What did Vegeta say to Bulma?

What?

Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)

Memes

Hairline

Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.

Forehead

Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”

Cocksucker

A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?

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  • Grenade launcher

    "Sanderson, fire a warning shot."

    "Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."

    "Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."

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  • Garden

    Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,

    HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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